O Lord... help me to understand the sublime mysteries of your creation. Okay... maybe I'll let you in on a couple of things. First of all, gravity was accidental. And you guys were originally designed to float around propelled by these nifty little fluttering foot-wings I came up with. Neat, huh? Still, you wouldn't have been able to fly around very fast. That would have defeated your purpose as a low-cost, nutritious, and great-tasting dinosaur food. Okay. You're just messing with my head again, Lord.
