Milkman Dan-"Karen, did I tell you about the time I gave your mom a "Portuguese breakfast" ? She does like a bit of sausage with her eggs, and then we added cheese, Velveeta to be exact!"
Karen- "You're sick milkman Dan!"
Milkman Dan- "Guess how we cooked the potatoes?"
Re: “sputum-speckled splendor”
Milkman Dan-"Karen, did I tell you about the time I gave your mom a "Portuguese breakfast" ? She does like a bit of sausage with her eggs, and then we added cheese, Velveeta to be exact!"
Karen- "You're sick milkman Dan!"
Milkman Dan- "Guess how we cooked the potatoes?"