Shartiblartfat 
Member since Nov 7, 2014

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Long time fan, first time poster, cleverly disguised as an elderly git. Over-educated, Viet-vet, and admiring of Mr. and Mrs. Johnson's interesting relationship. Sometimes referred to in the third person. Favorite romantic song would be "Dynamo Hum" by Frank Zappa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4hzVpYAP-U

Recent Comments

Re: “fire hose ablutions

I have other things to read, but I'll check back in six months.

6 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Shartiblartfat on 02/05/2024 at 7:27 AM

Re: “slaughterhousekeeper

This is possibly the funniest strip ever presented. I have lived it! Some of "The Old Cowboy" come close, though.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Shartiblartfat on 06/29/2023 at 8:04 AM

Re: “it's over when you say "uncle"

God and priest are among my favorites!

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Shartiblartfat on 11/02/2021 at 5:12 AM

Re: “hilarity's halfway house

"Two Beers Benny"

Posted by Shartiblartfat on 11/13/2020 at 4:36 AM

Re: “peanuts on the poop deck

Arrr! Yer uncle wants you to drop trou now!

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Shartiblartfat on 03/08/2020 at 5:35 AM

Re: “unpalatable lacquered apples

I had not thought of those films. In the early nineteen-sixties, my favorite was "Two Beers Benny." The story showed a man innocently drinking two beers in his favorite bar on the way home from work. Subsequently, he gets caught at a red light where he plans to turn right at the corner where there's a gas station. He turns out of traffic and cuts through the gas station. As he exits into the street, without looking, and he t-bones a passing car, totaling his vehicle and killing the occupants of the other car, similarly totaled.

1 like, 3 dislikes
Posted by Shartiblartfat on 06/26/2015 at 6:33 AM

Re: “What About Bob?

More slack for everybody!

3 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by Shartiblartfat on 11/07/2014 at 5:51 AM

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