I can do this all night, Cynthia. The Army trained me to stay awake for days upon days whenever necessary. Just forget it and go to sleep, Ted. Why won't you just step up and apologize? Because it's not that big of a deal. Everyone uses that term nowadays. No, they don't. I've heard of 'man boobs,' but you're the only one who calls them 'cardigan tortoises.' That's just hurtful. And besides... a turtle shell wouldn't flop into my armpit when I lie down.
