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Re: “the griddle that spits back

Since when does Earl have a trash can?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 07/11/2018 at 1:56 PM

Re: “salivary stock for septic stew

So, how long till we see Ted splashing around on the oyster bar in a faux-wood grain gimp suit?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 07/03/2018 at 7:31 AM

Re: “shimmering strips of sinew

Now his flopping around the oyster bar at Randy's makes sense.

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 06/12/2018 at 11:18 AM

Re: “feckless forays into the futile

did anyone notice: he said a "loose fitting thong"...he didn't say "my (his) loose fitting thong..." So yeah, a creepy old dude wearing women's thongs he stole from Goodwill collection boxes will clear out beaches with a quickness....

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 06/06/2018 at 6:19 AM

Re: “noxious zephyr from the humor cannery

well, it's not like the kitten needs depth perception to find its litter box, right?

Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/30/2018 at 10:40 AM

Re: “filigreed flotsam of fanciness

Newest entry in Milkman Dan's diary: Today I have learned that I'm not as popular at the dairy as I thought, on the other hand, I just discovered how to scam 50 bucks from the other milkmen...

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/22/2018 at 8:54 AM

Re: “skittering in your underbrush

Most folks aren't aware that Earl published a series of books on relationships; "It Ain't Over Till I say It Is" , "Crying Yourself To Sleep: It's My Lullaby", and "Restraining Orders: Collecting Them Made Easy".

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/15/2018 at 7:24 AM

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