Tom Wheeler 
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Re: “skittering in your underbrush

Most folks aren't aware that Earl published a series of books on relationships; "It Ain't Over Till I say It Is" , "Crying Yourself To Sleep: It's My Lullaby", and "Restraining Orders: Collecting Them Made Easy".

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/15/2018 at 7:24 AM

Re: “heat-and-serve nihilism

Perhaps he can make up for the cat fiasco by hosting the 1st of many "Stomp-a-roach' fundraisers at Bug-eyed Earl's apartment. I would guess it's a very target-rich environment.

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/11/2018 at 9:18 AM

Re: “humming hive of the half-hearted

NOBODY wants to see Earl in anything 'tight'.....noooooooope.

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 04/25/2018 at 2:59 PM

Re: “tramp steamer in your soup kitchen

Anybody care to take a guess what songs his 'At Work' play list includes? "Purple Haze", "The End"..etc

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 04/10/2018 at 7:32 AM

Re: “one-way ticket to torpor

Action 9 must be in the pocket of CNN if they hire someone who can lie with a straight face..

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 03/22/2018 at 8:45 AM

Re: “rainbow-flecked mandrill mulch

I take it, that skull he put under his pillow a while back for the tooth fairy didn't pan out?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 01/11/2018 at 11:43 AM

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