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Re: “distended humor extruder

Earl has a girlfriend??

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Posted by Unknown Commoner on 11/15/2018 at 10:00 AM

Re: “hand-pumped silt from the once-rich wellspring of humor

Karen really didn't confess to anything: she said "...IF I pushed him off the swing", not "...I HAD pushed him off the swing". She's much smarter than Milkman Dan..seeing how's he's guilty of animal abuse (deliberately running over cats with his truck), fraud and extortion (remember, he's found a away to extort $50 from his co-workers) he should be the last person taping conversations...

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Posted by Unknown Commoner on 09/19/2018 at 9:50 AM

Re: “sizeable sip from the sputum spigot

You would NOT want to walk into the bathroom after he takes a dump...you'd lose your sense of smell and your food would never taste right ever again.

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Posted by Unknown Commoner on 09/11/2018 at 6:50 AM

Re: “more poured-on ordure

If this kid grows up to become a funeral director, the funerals he organizes will be quite interesting to say the least.

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Posted by Unknown Commoner on 09/04/2018 at 6:52 AM

Re: “glistening spleen in the soup tureen

The Mexican Desert Fever will do that to you. Hallucinations, hearing voices...Folks will try to replicate those symptoms with LSD or Peyote. Earl here just had himself a free trip.
The Lizard King sends his regards.

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Posted by Unknown Commoner on 08/21/2018 at 5:53 AM

Re: “the griddle that spits back

Since when does Earl have a trash can?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 07/11/2018 at 1:56 PM

Re: “salivary stock for septic stew

So, how long till we see Ted splashing around on the oyster bar in a faux-wood grain gimp suit?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 07/03/2018 at 7:31 AM

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