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Re: “glistening spleen in the soup tureen

The Mexican Desert Fever will do that to you. Hallucinations, hearing voices...Folks will try to replicate those symptoms with LSD or Peyote. Earl here just had himself a free trip.
The Lizard King sends his regards.

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Posted by Unknown Commoner on 08/21/2018 at 5:53 AM

Re: “the griddle that spits back

Since when does Earl have a trash can?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 07/11/2018 at 1:56 PM

Re: “salivary stock for septic stew

So, how long till we see Ted splashing around on the oyster bar in a faux-wood grain gimp suit?

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 07/03/2018 at 7:31 AM

Re: “shimmering strips of sinew

Now his flopping around the oyster bar at Randy's makes sense.

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 06/12/2018 at 11:18 AM

Re: “feckless forays into the futile

did anyone notice: he said a "loose fitting thong"...he didn't say "my (his) loose fitting thong..." So yeah, a creepy old dude wearing women's thongs he stole from Goodwill collection boxes will clear out beaches with a quickness....

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 06/06/2018 at 6:19 AM

Re: “noxious zephyr from the humor cannery

well, it's not like the kitten needs depth perception to find its litter box, right?

Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/30/2018 at 10:40 AM

Re: “filigreed flotsam of fanciness

Newest entry in Milkman Dan's diary: Today I have learned that I'm not as popular at the dairy as I thought, on the other hand, I just discovered how to scam 50 bucks from the other milkmen...

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Posted by Tom Wheeler on 05/22/2018 at 8:54 AM

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