Honestly, Ted. I paid a lot for these nice silk boxer shorts... and you won't even wear them. Nothing personal, Honey. I just don't like the way they get all crinkled up and shiny-looking in the morning sun. It's purely an aesthetic issue for me. Fair enough. However, would you at least consider putting some type of garment on the lower half of your body? Not if it compromises the complex interplay of light and shadow over the rich terrain of my alabaster lap.
