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forcible foray into fecklessness 4
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, that entire rack of barbeque ribs
- Jun 14, 2022

band saw manicure 9
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, at summer camp
- May 17, 2022

subsumed by spirochetes 6
- Red Meat, Milkman Dan, Ted Johnson, politics
- Apr 12, 2022

mordant musk of the misbegotten 8
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, get out of there
- Mar 29, 2022

two-handed humor haft 4
- Red Meat, Mister Wally, Ted Johnson, standing next to my car
- Mar 1, 2022

festive sleet globe 5
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, give our brand-new gifts a spin
- Feb 22, 2022

sticky, discarded mirth wrapper 5
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, days upon days
- Feb 15, 2022

mirth's hastily-applied undercoating 6
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, our latest hybrid product
- Feb 1, 2022

mustard mints for picnic breath 5
- Ted Johnson, screaming pile of living crap
- Jan 25, 2022

hell ride backseat driver 8
- Red Meat, Mister Wally, Ted Johnson, ever been married
- Jan 11, 2022

hand-crocheted cozies for your vestigial flippers 2
- Red Meat, Johnny Lemonhead, Ted Johnson, stack of old furniture
- Dec 14, 2021

tousled tuft of temerity 3
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, fully oiled up
- Dec 7, 2021

randomly-strewn laugh scraps 7
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, that koi pond
- Nov 30, 2021

suction pump for leotard lather 5
- Red Meat, Milkman Dan, Ted Johnson, dinner
- Oct 19, 2021

lapels in the lycanthrope leavings 8
- Red Meat, Johnny Lemonhead, Ted Johnson, delicious barbeque aroma
- Oct 12, 2021

nostril napkins for the nosey 9
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, legal sanction to practice medicine
- Sep 28, 2021

still-steaming humor droppings 5
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, believe in the Easter Bunny
- Sep 14, 2021

cumbersome curds of contrivance 9
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, rid the city of crime
- Aug 31, 2021

sandpaper superslide 6
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, not going to sugarcoat it
- Aug 17, 2021

posthumous buggy whipping 8
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, in a nutshell
- Aug 10, 2021

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