It is with great pride that we announce the debut of the new and greatly improved RED MEAT web site. Our team of dedicated MEATLAB scientists, researchers, no-longer-classifiable-as-human test subjects, and a rogue contingent of disagreeable, malfunctioning cyborgs have all worked with great diligence to get this beautiful monstrosity up and running.
We invite you to poke around, explore, meander, kick the tires, peer into the yawning abyss—or whatever you choose to call your personal descent into MEAT. And please stay tuned for lots of piquantly unusual news, items of general public interest, skewed cultural commentary, musings on things better left alone, completely inappropriate photo galleries, pointless tomfoolery AND—
for the love of all that is delightfully wrong—a brand new RED MEAT store
will appear very soon, with an ever-changing assortment of new wearable items, prints, drinkware, and a yet-to-be-determined array of unique toys and art objects that only serve to further our not-so-fiendish scheme to transfer money from your pocket into ours.
From everyone here at the MEATLAB, we thank you for your continued support and we hope you ENJOY!